Case No. 0001  //  Status: OPEN

The Peri.
Files.

Exhibit A

Track the symptoms. Bring receipts.

Perimenopause is a hormonal crime scene. The Peri Files helps you collect evidence, track symptoms, remember the things your brain abandoned, and walk into appointments with receipts.

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Recorded. Not ignored.
Patient File · 38–55
CONFIDENTIAL
DATE    11/02/25
SYMPTOM   HOT FLASH × 4
MOOD    RAGE → CALM
SLEEP   4H 22M / FRAGMENTED
BRAIN   FOG (LVL 7)
PATCH   LEFT HIP / DAY 3
"Pain is data. Not drama."
CONFIDENTIAL
Recorded. Not ignored.●Symptoms are evidence.●Bring receipts.●Documented.●Perimenopause, on the record.●
Recorded. Not ignored.●Symptoms are evidence.●Bring receipts.●Documented.●Perimenopause, on the record.●
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Exhibit B
Sworn In

Your symptoms are evidence.

The Peri Files is a perimenopause tracking app built like a case file. Log symptoms, spot patterns, prep for appointments, and keep the receipts your brain definitely will not remember later.

Designed for the grown woman whose doctor said "have you tried yoga?" when she meant "I haven't slept in four months". Built for the patient whose chart says "anxiety" when it should say hormones.

STEP 01
Document it.
STEP 02
Spot the pattern.
STEP 03
Bring receipts.
HOT FLASHESSLEEP IS FAKEPERIOD ROULETTELOST PATCHBRAIN FOGRANDOM CRYINGJOINT PAINITCHY EARSEVERYONE IS TOO LOUDDO NOT PERCEIVE MENIGHT SWEATSRAGE CLEANINGFORGOT WHY I CAME IN HEREHOT FLASHESSLEEP IS FAKEPERIOD ROULETTELOST PATCHBRAIN FOGRANDOM CRYINGJOINT PAINITCHY EARSEVERYONE IS TOO LOUDDO NOT PERCEIVE MENIGHT SWEATSRAGE CLEANINGFORGOT WHY I CAME IN HERE
The App Universe

Not just a tracker.
A whole case file.

The Peri Files is not just another tracker. It is a case file for the whole hormonal crime scene — symptoms, reminders, notes, rage, body changes, doctor briefs, sticker-worthy moments, and no-stress dopamine breaks.

I
GROUP I

Track the Evidence

Document what your body is actually doing — before the appointment, before the dismissal, before you forget.

EVIDENCE
BETAEXHIBIT 01

Symptom Evidence

Track hot flashes, night sweats, mood, rage, sleep, brain fog, bleeding, pain, libido, anxiety, cravings, and whatever fresh hormonal nonsense showed up today.

Filed under: Perimenopause
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PATCH LOG
BETAEXHIBIT 02

Patch Log

HRT patch reminders, site rotation notes, refill reminders, and a clean timeline of changes.

Filed under: Perimenopause
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RECEIPTS
BETAEXHIBIT 03

Boob Receipts

Monthly breast health reminders, mammogram tracking, tenderness notes, and provider flags.

Filed under: Perimenopause
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CYCLE FILE
BETAEXHIBIT 04

Cycle File

Log skipped periods, spotting, flooding, weird timing, and cycle changes over time. Because peri does not exactly believe in consistency.

Filed under: Perimenopause
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BODY EVIDENCE
BETAEXHIBIT 05

Body Evidence

Optional, private tracking for body changes, bloating, appetite shifts, HRT timing, and patterns over time. Framed as evidence — not diet culture, not weight-loss promises.

Filed under: Perimenopause
Private · Optional · Shame-free
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II
GROUP II

Build the File

Turn loose symptoms and lost thoughts into a case your provider can actually read.

CASE NOTES
BETAEXHIBIT 06

Case Notes

File private notes, appointment questions, weird symptoms, and the details your brain will absolutely delete before you need them.

Filed under: Perimenopause
Private by default
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DEAR DIARY
BETAEXHIBIT 07

Dear Diary

A softer optional journal mode inside Case Notes. For the things that do not fit in a checkbox but still belong in the file.

Filed under: Perimenopause
Private by default
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RAGE LEDGER
BETAEXHIBIT 08

Rage Ledger

Track irritability, overstimulation, anxiety, weepiness, and the moments when everyone got too loud. Spot emotional patterns before they get dismissed as “just stress.”

Filed under: Perimenopause
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TIMELINE
BETAEXHIBIT 09

Evidence Timeline

Patterns over time across symptoms, sleep, cycle changes, stress, HRT, body changes, and daily life. See the pattern before someone calls it random.

Filed under: Perimenopause
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FOR YOUR DR.
BETAEXHIBIT 10

Provider Brief

Export a clear provider-ready summary so you do not have to explain three months of symptoms from memory. 7 / 30 / 90-day briefs, HRT change reports, flagged symptoms, questions for provider.

Filed under: Perimenopause
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III
GROUP III

Take a Break

Decompression, dopamine, and merch. Because evidence-gathering is work — and your nervous system has filed a formal complaint.

QUIET ROOM
LIVEEXHIBIT 11

Quiet Room

Take a no-pressure evidence break with calming sounds, tiny resets, and low-stimulation mode for when everyone is too loud. Case Room Rain · Office Fan of Justice · Brown Noise · Do Not Perceive Me Mode · 90-Second Do-Not-Send-That-Text Reset.

Filed under: Perimenopause
Stress support · Not treatment
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COLD CASE CLUB
LIVEEXHIBIT 12

Cold Case Club

Take a no-stress mystery break with fictional mini cases, clue sorting, evidence boards, and satisfying case-closed moments — for when your brain needs dopamine and no one speaking to you.

Filed under: Perimenopause
Fictional · Cozy
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STICKER LAB
PREVIEWEXHIBIT 13

Sticker Lab

Make memes, stickers, and shareable evidence labels for the hormonal crime scene. Drops, merch, and shareables.

Filed under: Perimenopause
WEEKLY EMAIL
SOONEXHIBIT 14

The Weekly Case File

One email a week. No beige wellness. No shame. Just receipts, a fictional mini-case, a tracking prompt, sticker drop updates, and tiny peri support.

Filed under: Perimenopause
COMMUNITY
SOONEXHIBIT 15

Community Layer

Compare notes with people who get it. Rooms like Hot Flash Files, Patch People, Brain Fog Bureau, Rage Room, Doctor Dismissed Me, Sleep Is Fake, and Peri Life. IDGAF.

Filed under: Perimenopause
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Exhibit D · Live Demo Preview

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A preview of what the app will feel like. Static for now — no logins, no real symptom entry yet. Just the dossier.

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● LIVE
Patient log · Status: Active
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Evidence
EX 01
Symptom Evidence
Hot Flashes× 4
Brain FogLVL 7
MoodRage→Calm
Logged
Patch Log
EX 02
Patch Log
SITE   LEFT HIP
DAY    3 / 4
REFILL  11.18.25
Receipts
EX 03
Boob Receipts
SELF-CHECK   11.01.25
MAMMO       DUE Q1
FLAGS       NONE
✓ Filed
Notes
LEGAL PAD · EX 04
Brain Fog Notes
1. Forgot why I walked into the kitchen. Again.
2. Cannot retrieve the word for 'spatula' for 4 min.
3. Brilliant idea at 3:11am — gone by 7am.
Timeline
EX 05
Evidence Timeline
Symptoms · last 30 days
Cycle File
EX 06
Cycle File
Skipped 14d · Flooded x2
Body Evidence
EX 07
Body Evidence
BLOAT    6 / 10
APPETITE  SHIFTED PM
HRT      18:00 ✓
Private · Optional
Case Notes
EX 08
Case Notes

Ask Dr. about progesterone timing. Bring 30-day brief. Mention 3am sweats × 5 this week.

Private by default
Rage Ledger
EX 09
Rage Ledger
TRIGGER   LOUD TV
LEVEL     7 / 10
SLEEP     4H 22M
SUSPECT   HORMONES
For Your Dr.
EX 10
Provider Brief
7-day briefReady
30-day briefReady
HRT change3 events
Flagged2 items
Quiet Room
EX 11
Quiet Room
  • ♪ Case Room Rain
  • ♪ Office Fan of Justice
  • ♪ Brown Noise / Bad Moods
  • · Do Not Perceive Me Mode
Stress support · Not treatment
Cold Case Club
EX 12
Cold Case Club
  • · The Case of the Missing Patch
  • · The 3:17 a.m. Night Sweat Incident
  • · The Mystery of the Vanishing Word
  • · The Hot Flash in Aisle Seven
Fictional · Cozy
Sticker Lab
EX 13
Sticker Lab
IDGAFHOT FLASHRECEIPTSOVEREVIDENCING
4 new · Drop Fri
Sticker Lab // Exhibits

Sticker Lab is entering evidence.

Because some symptoms deserve documentation and a sticker. Drops are limited. Lab updates only go to the list.

Peri Life.
IDGAF.
Case File:
HOT FLASH
Recorded.
Not ignored.
Exhibit C
Pain is data.
Not drama.
Not your mood swings.
Your hormones.
My uterus has opinions.
I have receipts.
Not overreacting.
Overevidencing.
Everyone is
TOO LOUD.
Exhibit C
Do not
perceive me.
Sleep is
FAKE.
Hormonal
Crime Scene.
Future
WITNESS.
Brain Fog
Bureau.
Filed under:
Absolutely Not.
Exhibit C
Five damn
minutes of peace.
Professional
Menopause Investigator.
Cold Case:
Missing Patch.
Not today,
Estrogen.
Under
Investigation.
Exhibit C
The Audacity
Report.
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Case No. EL-001  //  Status: ACCEPTING ORDERS

Evidence locker.

Filed for public display.

Now open

Stickers, sticker packs, mugs, shirts, journals, and tote bags. Printed on demand. Shipped direct. Every drop is documented.

STICKERS & PACKS
EXHIBIT L01

Stickers & Packs

Evidence labels, case stamps, and meme-grade slap-stickers from Sticker Lab.

  • Peri Life. IDGAF.
  • Future Witness
  • Recorded. Not Ignored.
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T-SHIRTS
EXHIBIT L02

T-Shirts

Heavyweight cotton, courtroom-quiet typography. Evidence you can wear.

  • Professional Menopause Investigator
  • Hormonal Crime Scene
  • Filed Under: Absolutely Not
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MUGS
EXHIBIT L03

Mugs

For the 6 a.m. coffee before the appointment. Or the 10 p.m. one after.

  • Sleep Is Fake
  • Five Damn Minutes of Peace
  • Do Not Perceive Me
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JOURNALS & NOTEBOOKS
EXHIBIT L04

Journals & Notebooks

Pocket-sized case files for symptoms, appointment questions, and 3 a.m. thoughts.

  • Pocket Case File
  • Provider Brief Pad
  • Brain Fog Bureau Notebook
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TOTE BAGS
EXHIBIT L05

Tote Bags

Heavyweight canvas. Carry the case. And maybe a snack.

  • Hormonal Crime Scene Tote
  • Future Witness Carryall
  • Cold Case Club Bag
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DIGITAL DOWNLOADS
EXHIBIT L06

Digital Downloads

Printables for your fridge, files for your phone. Wallpapers, evidence templates, provider prep PDFs.

  • Symptom Tracker PDF
  • Provider Brief Template
  • Phone Wallpapers Pack
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